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Apr 22, 2025

Edition 1: Page 15 - Current Affairs News Yesterday

Algocracy

‘No Censorship or Shadow Banning for The Coopted Alternative Media Cult Muppets’

In recent years, we’ve witnessed the rise of mindlessness — a world where those genuinely qualified to speak on issues shaping society are silenced or sidelined, while those without two brain cells to spark a fire are thrust into the spotlight.

A perfect example? The latest irritation — or in dystopian terms, the latest sensation: a talking head whose every word defies logic. You know, the muppet who said he’d rather visit Russia than Canada?

Yes — that one. The failed actor-slash-comedian-slash-UFC commentator whose audience continues to grow at a suspiciously exponential rate. So much so that he secured a $200 million deal in 2020, followed by a $250 million renewal in 2024. That plonker.

Normally, we give this particular blowhard a wide berth. But his latest comments? They go beyond brainless.

Let’s turn to The Corbett Report, where James breaks down how this carefully planted, oligarchy-backed mouthpiece rose to become the voice of the world’s largest podcast. Just another puppet with a mic.

Here’s what Podcast Man had to say — and yes, he’s serious:

“I’ve said publicly — and I’m half-joking — that we need AI government. It sounds crazy to say, but instead of having this, like, alpha chimpanzee that runs the tribe of humans, how about we have some, like, really logical, fact-based, you know, program that, you know, makes it, like, really reasonable and equitable in a way that we can all agree to. Let’s govern things in that manner.”

Half-joking? We wish